Growing up I always had this image of the ‘Perfect Man: Stuller Edition”

In the beginning, there were height requirements, jawline requirements (don’t judge me), past relationship evaluations , Life Goals PowerPoint, BIG PICTURE attitude, just a bunch of stuff…
I then realized, the image I created will never exist.
At this point, I hear “valid driver’s license”, I’m like daaayyumm, he’s got his life in order”

Throw in a car
A source of income
Matching socks
Feeling a bit risky by adding this to the list but a shoe on each foot that has REAL shoelaces & are tied,
I’m in a corner, fanning my body off. 😻😻
Drool at the corner of my mouth and I’m Just thinking to myself:
“Christina!!! 👏👏👏
Baby Girl, you did it! 🥳🍾🎉
You found THE ONE”
💒💍🏡👨‍👩‍👦‍👦